Darling

This is a female version of The One; a little thinner but still maintaining width for stability and easy paddling. It’s an extremely well adjusted surfboard. Unlike your boyfriend, there are no surprises here; it’s just dependable, reliable and stable. It doesn’t get on the piss, doesn’t stay out all night and it’ll always be there for you. Next time your partner shrugs his shoulders in frustration and asks what the hell you want from him, just point to this board and smile.

Specs: Typically 9’1” x 22 ½” x 2 ½ - 2 ¾ “

Fins: Two plus one (finbox with FCS side fins)

Price: $1425 (white, excluding fins)